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I see... It's better than I expected!
Hey Keiko, how did you do on your test?
What about you?
65 points!
I was expecting a red mark but it was alright.
That-That's true.
So, what about you?
Hund... A hundred points...
Huh?
A hundred points out of a hundred?
That means it's a bulls-eye every time?
That means it's a no-miss?
That means it's perfect?
Erm...
That's truly boring!
What an uninteresting score!
If you really are that good at counting, you should just become a calculator, you damn calculator!
You don't need to be so harsh...
In comparison these 65 points...
This score seems human.
Picking a fight with a calculator is boring.
I should find someone whom I stand a chance against...
Hey, Minami.
How was your math test?
So you came, Banchou!
Do you feel like challenging me again?
Eh? Banchou?
So how many points do you have?
Say it.
C'mon, I'll beat you easily.
Spit it out, now!
Uh, no, it's not a challenge...
I got... 66 points...
Fujioka-kun, you don't need to be so harsh...
Eh?
Did I say something wrong?
No... Not yet...
I haven't lost yet!
Our records are still one win and one loss...
Don't think that you've won!
Eh? When have I lost?
Let's decide the winner with the English test scores!
Well, I'm fine with that...
Then, let's decide the penalty for losing.
How about the loser pretends to be a dog?
Hey, Kana!
Alright. Let's go with that...
Don't chicken out, okay?
Stretch out your paw to me later.
Well, so that's it.
What about you, Keiko?
Eh? Uh... Umm...
100 points...
You can just go to America.
61 points...
Although it's a mark overflowing with humanity...
I got 65 marks just now anyway...
Oh yeah, just now that guy got 66 points, didn't he?
Minami!
How did you do?
I see you came, Fujioka.
First, tell me what you got.
I got 69 points.
I lost...
And you even altered it twice...
Eh? I won?
Then...
Not yet!
The real battle begins now!
I... I lost...
Even after you altered the score so many times...
I won, didn't I?
But it's a promise, right?
Your paw.
Minami...
That's your foot...
Since these are called the front paws,
The hands are also the feet!
And the feet are also the feet!
Huh?
Minami-ke!
Oh yeah, Chiaki,
Can I ask you something?
What?
How have you been scoring on your tests lately?
These prawn-mayonnaise-flavored crackers are really tasty.
You're right! It's good!
Why did you change the subject?
Because I don't think anything good will come of it.
That might not be the case.
You're the worst!
Were you thinking that not getting a hundred marks would make you more human?!
Finishing my milk without asking and calling me the worst on top of that...
I knew nothing good would come out of this.
With this, we're even.
What are you saying?
I haven't lost yet, okay?
Did you get poor marks for your tests?
They're not poor at all!
Those are splendid points filled with human warmth!
Don't let it get to your head with just 97 points!
Keiko got a hundred points, okay?!
How many marks did you get?
I'll kill you!
What do you think?
Do you understand how scary I am now?
Are you fine with that?
Haruka-neesama said that she's going to make cream stew tonight.
Nee-sama couldn't have imagined that a carton that was full in the morning,
Would become empty by evening.
I just need to go buy one, right?!
What's wrong?
My stomach's churning... I feel sick.
The milk's a stupid!
You're the stupid one.
Ah, what's that?
Chiaki is always studying quietly.
Don't say "quietly".
Sneakily?
Are your scores really that poor?
I told you they're not poor!
Those are passionate marks filled with my heart!
You try to get good marks by studying just to deal with the tests ahead of you.
That spirit is wrong to begin with.
Are these ordinary opinions all that you can give?
What did you just say?
The man who'll take you as his bride is an unfortunate person.
What are you talking about?
A newlywed life born from those ordinary opinions can't possibly be interesting.
Don't go fantasizing and deciding on my future on your own.
That goes for cooking too!
You can't cook anything that could touch the hearts of people!
I don't really care if I can move other people or not.
So, your husband won't know how it feels to be moved,
And will live an unfortunate life.
You can make one, can't you?
You, who aren't ordinary, can cook something which can touch the hearts of people, right?
Of... Of course.
Then, show me!
S-Sure, I'll make you something.
Whenever a new recipe is invented, it's not the result of common sense, but of a sudden spark of ideas!
You idiot.
That sudden spark of ideas you had was what gave birth to that disgusting stew back then.
Have you forgotten already?
I'm back!
Oh my... I'm sorry, you got tired of waiting?
What did you make?
Gratin? Tempura? Are the leftovers for me?
I'll help with the cream stew.
I'm going to buy some milk.
Itadakimasu!
The winner: Haruka-neesama.
I... I lost...
A mere cream stew is able to melt the hearts of people to this extent?
Eh? When did I fall asleep?
You're awake?
Damn you, Fujioka!
Attacking when your enemy is sleeping is a cowardly act!
Fight me fair and square!
You got it wrong!
The next lesson has been changed to music...
And you were still here napping.
I wanted to wake you up, but you looked like you were enjoying your nap...
Y-You really are suspicious...
Well, forget it.
Ah!
Minami!
What?
I didn't have a chance to tell you something, so I'll be frank now...
I...
...Really like you.
...Really like you...
...Like you...
Chiaki-sama!
Is Chiaki-sama home?!
What's wrong? You're making so much noise.
Ah, there you are!
There's something I'd like to ask you.
Today in school, Banchou told me "I really like you"!
There was the love letter last time too...
What exactly is going on?
That means he likes you, doesn't it?
Don't talk crap!
I'm sorry! I got carried away.
So, under what kind of situation did he say that?
Damn you, Fujioka!
I was taking a nap in the classroom, and he was about to attack me in my sleep.
Then I told him to fight me fair and square, I guess.
I get it.
Which means to say, you were attacked in your sleep, and you were taken aback by that.
Hence you were swayed by his words.
To the point where even your thought circuits were paralyzed...
Wha... What... Does that mean?
The moment after you heard the words "I really like you", your mind stopped working.
You should try to recall what Banchou said after that.
Come to think of it, he could have said something else...
Judging from the situation, most likely he said this:
You're really letting your guard down.
I see!
That's so embarrassing!
I can't believe I've mistaken him twice!
Was I thirsty for it?
Was I yearning for it?
Something sweet and sour like a confession?!
But now you understand what you have to do, right?
Say, do you have soccer club training today?
Yeah.
Good morning, Kana.
Good morning.
The first lesson is Mathematics.
Have you done your homework?
Ah, what homework?
Minami...
Good morning!
She hates me now.
Minami-ke!
I'm back.
Ah, hello. Sorry to intrude.
Hello.
Hey!
I bought drinks!
Hey, Kana, who's he?
Ah, Chiaki, welcome back.
That's Fujioka.
Fujioka?
That Banchou?
Why is Banchou in our house?
Concerning that...
It's not like I want to pick a fight with him and become the new Banchou.
Rather, I'd like to avoid unnecessary conflicts if possible too.
Back to the point, didn't we make too much curry yesterday?
Eh? It's somewhat watery.
Add more curry powder.
Eh? This time it became too thick.
No choice but to dilute it.
Eh? It's somewhat watery.
Add more curry powder.
It became too thick again.
No choice but to dilute it.
It's watery.
Add more curry powder.
It's watery!
Dilute it.
Why did you end up making three pots of curry?
It's a plan to make use of the curry I made too much of to get on better terms with Banchou.
This is truly killing two birds with one stone!
And Banchou came along with you so readily?
I thought Minami didn't like me anymore, but that doesn't seem to be the case.
Thank god!
No, that's not all.
To get invited for dinner is really something!
I can get closer to her in one shot!
Here, have some green tea.
He must be up to something...
This person...
I'm back!
Eh? Really?
No, it's a joke! How could that be for real?
So you see, Haruka-neesama's curry is really delicious.
What? If you have any complaints, don't eat that.
Are you okay with that?
There are still two more pots; you want them all to yourself?
I'm sorry! I said something conceited.
Fujioka is really a nice person, isn't he?
Yeah. I can't believe he's the Banchou, it must've been a misunderstanding.
Also... How should I put it...
He feels just like Dad.
Was Dad something like that?
Ninomiya-kun!
Sensei.
Sensei!
Ninomiya-kun!
Sensei!
Ninomiya-kun!!
Sensei and Ninomiya-kun. Please look forward to the continuation.
It's already this late?
It's almost time...
What's the matter? That's not like you.
Say whatever you want to say.
That's my seat.
Ah, I'm sorry. I'm leaving now.
Oh my! I'm so sorry about that.
Is that so?
By the way, are you in any clubs?
Yes. I'm in the soccer club.
Wow, the soccer club!
What's your position?
Are you a regular?
Yes, more or less.
I'm okay anywhere in the front of the field.
That's wonderful!
What's with this heartwarming atmosphere?
could this by any chance be...
A plan to make not only me an ally, but also Haruka and Chiaki...
A plan to kill three birds with one stone?!
Get out!!
Get out! Get out! Get out! Get out! Get out!
Here, something for you to take home.
Get out! Get out, idiot! Get out!
Get out!
Get out! Get out!
Come visit again, okay?
Huh?!
Love takes as many forms as there are people.
Next time, The Pattern of Love.
It's a beautiful tale of love.
You're serious even in the episode preview, Keiko. You're really lacking a human touch.
You can just go join a government-controlled TV station.